US actor, Nick Cannon insures testicles for $10m after 12 children

Nick Cannon, an American actor and TV host, has a gotten a $10 million testicles insurance policy. After having 12 kids from six different women, Cannon insured his testicles.

Elijah

Jun 8, 2024 - 00:04

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US actor, Nick Cannon insures testicles for $10m after 12 children

Reports has it that the actor partnered with the men’s care brand Dr. Squatch, who “assessed his balls on factors including size, favourite features and bedroom manoeuvres’ via their ‘Ball Valuation Tool’, after which Nick Cannon secured the $10 million insurance policy for his testicles and earned the title of “Most Valuable Balls”.

Despite insuring his testicles, the 42-year-old said he might still have more children.

In a statement, he said: “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.

“Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling! Don’t go another day without protecting and caring for your most valuable assets with Ball-to-Ball Coverage through Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products.”